Mission Dolores Manor | SF’s High-Agency HQ

1 HOUSE.
3 FOUNDERS.
1 YC W2026 BATCH.

Sam Altman as Mona Lisa
Fig 1. The Patron Saint of Scale

Welcome to Mission Dolores Manor. The highest density of agency per square foot in San Francisco. Move in. Ship product. Get the invite.

Apply for Residency ->

* 1-2 Month Terms Available. No Year-Long Leases required.

THE INFRASTRUCTURE

Common areas optimized for serendipity and shipping.

Atoms > Bits

Hardware Lab

Stop simulating physics. Build it. Deep work benches for when your MVP requires soldering irons and 3D printing.

Memetic Warfare

The Content Corner

A simple, stylish setup for shipping content. No over-engineered production rigs—just good aesthetics and the right vibe to record your weekly updates.

Bio-Optimization

The Gym

Founder mode requires durability. Lift heavy things on-site so you don’t have to waste 40 minutes commuting to Equinox.

Touch Grass

The Zen Garden

A serene outdoor space to decompose your brain after a 12-hour sprint. Sunroom access included for maximum Vitamin D.

Coworking

The Parlor & Dining

Expansive common areas. 24/7 Coffee & Tea. High-speed Wifi that moves faster than your seed round.

Chief Morale Officer

Oreo

The house cat. The only resident allowed to sleep 18 hours a day. She judges your commit history but accepts belly rubs as equity. Essential for cortisol reduction.

CHOOSE YOUR DEPLOYMENT ZONE

16 Rooms. 4 Floors. Zero distractions.

Standard Private Room

Shared Bath | From $2,000/mo

The standard unit of leverage. You get a private room with a comfortable bed. You share a bathroom, which maximizes co-founder collision probability.

  • Full/Queen Bed options
  • Bi-weekly common cleaning
  • State-of-the-art Bidets (Select baths)

The Executive Suite

Private Bath | Ensuite

Rooms 7 & 8 only. For the founder who has exited the “ramen profitable” phase. Complete privacy with your own attached bathroom.

  • Private Bathroom attached
  • Dedicated Workspace
  • Zero wait-time for showers

Flex Terms

1-2 Month Stays Available

We know startups are volatile. We offer flexible leasing. Stay for a month to ship your MVP, or stay for a year to scale it.

  • Utilities Included
  • Laundry + Detergent on-site
  • Gigabit Wifi included

THE SIGNAL (INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSIONS)

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